Masochist

fuckyeahlaughters:

Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.

(Source: good-for-mee)

I wish when I went in to get a shot I had a gorgeous boy to kiss me so then I’d forget about the needle.

Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3

asgardianarmy:

please-stay-perfect:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

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[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Please omg

BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

(Source: captainfandom)

Anonymous asked:
Look at me :D sending myself anons.

Why yes..yes I am. hahah that’s awesome :’)


[WHISPERS LOUDLY]
  • ♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • ∞: I am other who has a crush on you
  • ✂: Just delete your tumblr already
  • ✌: You’re awesome
  • ♡: I love your blog
  • ❁: You’re beautiful
  • ✓: I hate you
  • ☹: You’re ugly
  • ☀: I want to fuck you
  • ♬: I wish we were close
  • ♧: I wish we were friends in real life
  • ☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
  • ☮: You inspire me
  • ☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
  • ✖: I would give you the greatest hug
  • ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: Bears

(Source: impulsive-and-inlove)